{"product_id":"pc-ragebouquet","title":"Postcard - Rage Bouquet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA watercolor bouquet of bright, bombastic, and emotionally charged flowers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccording to the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.almanac.com\/flower-meanings-language-flowers\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Farmers almanac\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eFarmer's Almanac\u003c\/a\u003e, an orange lily represents hatred, yellow carnations show disdain and disappointment, blue columbine is for foolishness, and red geraniums tell you that youre an idiot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs you can imagine, I made this for a very special person. But don't let the meaning stop you, its a very striking arangement of flowers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe send it to that guy who won't leave you alone with a message on the back that fits the vibe \u0026lt;3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 x 5.25 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust add a stamp, a note, and your bestie's address!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LinsStuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45995532943557,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/9983\/7381\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_122a38e0-269e-428a-9387-5cdb2fa41f02.heic?v=1774291483","url":"https:\/\/linsstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/pc-ragebouquet","provider":"LinsStuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}